Cultural Convolution

1. Tailgate the hell out of that slowpoke in front of you
2. Bar someone from passing if he/she appears to be in a hurry (.Just the ones who has been zigzagging the road without signaling. )
3. Roll down the window with loud music playing, have the bass turned as high as it can go and make sure their window is lined up to the next car’s.
4. Gun the car when the yellow light is just about the turn red neglecting the guy sitting on the opposite side who is still trying to make a left turn after 5 consecutive unsuccessful attempts.
5. Drink and drive.
6. Race any deucebag with a red sports car.
7. Pump the accelerator on a straight road. *eyes rolling*
8. Road rage in the safety of one’s own car (with windows all rolled up and doors locked.) Chicken.
9. Honk when an imminent danger approach — could have use that time to steer the car away and avoid the accident.
10. Drive a boxster at speed limit, double park, go to supermarket…or drive one at all.

1. Put a stupid spoiler on their Chrysler Cruiser or the likes.
2. Put some big ass 24” rims to raise their deplorable Chevrolet some five feet off the ground.
3. Install a front bumper so low that it screeches hell every time they pull into a raised gas station. Ouch!
4. Paint race stripes on a new car.
5. Put a “S” sticker on their Toyota non-sports model. (I’m f-ing serious. I’ve seen it!)
6. Tint their windows themselves.
7. Pimp the underside of their work truck with blue florescence light
8. Put bumper sticker on the cars — like it’s gonna wanna come off.
9. Car bras? What?
10. How bad can it get — 4 inch exhaust pipe? What? 6 of them? Are you sure?